Some interesting tidbits about Urban Meyer revealed Wednesday at the SEC Media Days:

• Meyer played defensive back at the University of Cincinnati.
• Meyer was drafted by the Atlanta Braves, and played two seasons of minor league ball.
• Meyer is licensed to practice law in 11 states. He can practice medicine in six.
• Meyer briefly dated Scarlett Johansen.
• Meyer once won a complete dinette set on “Sale of the Century.”
• Meyer has pi memorized to 650 decimal places.
• “Starship Troopers” was loosely based on Meyer’s Ohio upbringing.
• The only way to make Meyer disappear is to say his name backwards.
• Meyer trained 2003 Belmont Stakes winner Empire Maker.
• Condoleeza Rice won’t leave the house without running her wardrobe by Meyer.
• Meyer talked Hulk Hogan into joining the NWO.
• That “50-year-old grandmother” in the Bowflex commercial? Did her.
• Meyer can eat an entire watermelon, including the skin and seeds, in one sitting.
• Meyer is part marsupial.
• Meyer designed most of Urban Outfitters’ summer collection.
• In 1986, Meyer co-wrote “The Rain” with R&B singer/songwriter Oran “Juice” Jones.
• Meyer first drove Wade Boggs to the Bosley Institute.
• Meyer invented “LOL.”
• Meyer’s favorite drink: formaldehyde with a splash of grenadine.
• Meyer can deadlift over 500 pounds. With his mind.
• The Y2K scare was a hoax created by Meyer.
• David Brinkley’s last words were “Urban Meyer.”
• Meyer is a secret character in “Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.”
• Ken Shamrock thinks Meyer is the world’s most dangerous man.
• Meyer speaks nine languages, including Klingon and Aramaic.
• Meyer can breathe underwater.
• Meyer authored the Roe v. Wade opinion while sitting on the toilet.
• Meyer is widely considered the unofficial tenth member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
• Meyer comes up with the names of hurricanes. He’s most proud of “Georges.”